Disclaimer: if you are confused about where you are living, please note that many of these may also apply to frat houses and dorm rooms.
1. There is dirty laundry in every room of your house.
2. Just because the people in the household go to bed in one place doesn't mean that is where they will be in the morning.
3. There are m&m's, pennies, stickers, and/or toys in your bathrooms.
4. There are milk splatters on your wall, and you haven't bothered to wipe them off, because as soon as you do, they will just happen again.
5. You, a child, a pet, or a piece of furniture has gotten stuck to the kitchen floor because it is so sticky.
6. You don't even bother to close the bathroom door anymore.
7. Your pantry contains every variety of cheerios.
8. You own sparkle toothpaste.
9. You have had to clean up the entire kitchen after a mixer or blender was turned on high.
10. Hot dogs are a gourmet meal.
11. You know which restaurants have mac & cheese on their kids meal, and on what days and places kids eat free.
12. You have planned a vacation around going to the zoo.
13. Conversations about going to the bathroom are totally normal.
14. Someone in the house is screaming bloody murder, and you don't even look up from what you are doing.
15. You have eaten a lunch that consists entirely of sandwich crusts and apple peels.
16. Your son can say "I need my outer space" and you know he is looking for his water bottle.
17. Your house can look like an episode of Hoarders 15 minutes after you cleaned it.
18. You have at least one bathtub that resembles a tiny marina.
19. You know how many laundry loads you do a DAY not a WEEK.
20. You have to smuggle things out to the trash or Goodwill in the dark of night so your tiny hoarders don't find out.






